Transforming America: A beginning

I was telling the truth when I said I was going to transform America.  

I have a long list of examples of what I did.  Some successful, others waiting to bear fruit.  

Here is one of my firsts.  

Only a few people believed me or maybe they were just biting their tongues, except for El Rushbo on talk radio.  Hillary was right - he's part of that vast right-wing conspiracy.  

If it weren't for that conspiracy, I could be the Prez forever.